OSAMAZ PARTY PALACE

Thu, 18 Mar 2004 17:33:04 GMT

ok so hai this is chelseax0x THE CREATOR AND MASTEERMIND behind this livejournal LMAOAOAO okz um yah i dont want to update it anymore but ill leave it, ther are some good memories on here lol

add me on chelseax0x0x0x0x0x if u want lol

Wed, 11 Feb 2004 00:04:05 GMT

fuck this im going to kill myself
goodbye, livejournal
im sick of your bullshit
i cant live without bush by my arms
or at a keyborads reach

goodbye i had fun but this is too much to handle
:(

Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:38:10 GMT

GEORGE
WHY DID YOU DELETE YOUR FUCKING LIVEJOURNAL
IM ME OHMYGOD
IM GOING TO CRI

Sun, 08 Feb 2004 16:58:20 GMT

PPL ARE GETTING BORED OF ME AND I H8 IT
BUT LOOK AT THIS OK I HAVE TO COMPETE WITH JANET JACKSON AND
BRITNAY
OK THIS SUX

Sun, 08 Feb 2004 16:44:59 GMT

ok guyz im so sry ive been SOOSOSOSOSO busy ok like helping bush with his presidential election and other things :o) LOL COUGHFILLATIOCOUGH
anywayz ok i was at his campaigns and that howard dean or whutev OK THAT GUY IS MESSED UP!!!!!!1111

but yah i just got home and that wonderful sweet martha bush sent me a CARE PACKAGE!! :)) awww isnt that cute i mean its pretty cold hurr LOL IM STARTING TO SOUND LIKE NELLY!!!11
anyways ill show u pics

oh ur brought me pepsi!!!! my fav and i even opened it and took a sip thanks for the 24 pack

wow room deodarizer it was getting kind of clammy in hurr LOL THURR GOES THE NELLY THING AGAIN

shiloh AW you shouldnt have and i mean it you really shouldnt have i hate shiloh i think you could have picked a better book how about something PLAYBOY like

purple mittens!!! well it is kind of cold in hurr

cia agent glasses WOW ive been wanting a pair now i can hide from those homos 8)

thats all 4 now l8r

Mon, 26 Jan 2004 07:08:55 GMT

wow i just got my first issue of my ~fav~ magazine

Sun, 25 Jan 2004 16:45:13 GMT

so guess wat ive been up 2 these days

LOLOLOLOLOL YES THATS RIGHT
I CHATED ON BUSHSUHSHSHSHSH hes going to lose his powers anywayS BECAUSE HE SUCKS AND MIGHT I MENTION HE HAS A SKINNY PENISNINISNSIN

OKOKOKOKOKOK
and also i bought a gamecube and ive been playing that mario kart came like 290382903 times the one where u switch the players to thro shit at ppl LOLOLOL
ok actually i stole it even though im a sillionare
OH YAH AND MICHAREL CAME AND VISITIED ILL GET THOSE PICS UP L8R TODAY
okokok

but i grtgtgtgtgtg
kl8rwkjfhsa poeople

Fri, 23 Jan 2004 01:52:55 GMT

god theres nothing to do here ive been just jerkin it all week i mean my penis is fucking RAW SKIN rite now it sux
god i wish bush would come home

Fri, 23 Jan 2004 01:48:45 GMT

HAPPY CHINIS NEW YAER

YAYAYAY

THAT MEANS
TING TANG WO CHACHA NULU GOORA
LOL IN ENGLISH ITS
HAVE A GOOD YEAR, CELEBRATE LIFE, AND DONT FUCK UGLY PEOPLE AND GET THEM PREGNANT OR YOU WILL BE CURSED

LOLZ

Thu, 15 Jan 2004 01:34:00 GMT

tear

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 02:09:58 GMT

god i hate these jazzercise classes

Sat, 10 Jan 2004 20:28:34 GMT

i h8 the word hawt
that looks so fucking gay who ever uses it is a fucking retard ok BYEEEEEEEEEE

Sat, 10 Jan 2004 20:19:45 GMT

3 things you are: brown, beautiful, fun
3 things you are not: nice, fat, ugly
3 things you like: gay peeps, george, livejournal
3 things you dislike: burger king, hockey, AMERRRRRRRRRICCAAAAAAA
3 things you want: george in my pants, my own livejournal community, anal beads
3 qualities you like in a guy/girl: fun, sexy, humour
3 qualities you dislike: bad breath, selfishness, rude
3 qualities that make your ideal relationship: nice, fun, happy
3 quailties you like in a friend: they will fuck me, they will blow me, they will stick their fingers in my ass
3 words that describe/remind you of love: sex, kiss, touch
3 words that describe/remind you of hate: war, george, sonic the hedgehog
3 songs that make you want to dance:cant hold us down, suga suga, smooth criminal
3 best book you've ever read: the bible, martha stewart homeliving, playgurl
3 best albums you've ever heard: beastie boyz, norah jones, michael jackson
3 best stores to shop at: the gap, walmart and ikea

Tue, 06 Jan 2004 02:22:48 GMT

what the fuck i just wrote like a super long entry and this peice of shit kitchen laptop froze like wtf i was eating toast and DOUBLEWHAMMY IT FREEZES
ok so long story short
i was in hawaii
i cut my

kjkdsfjksdf blahblahblah pissed off at the world
oh yah i got george an id bracelet that says osama on it but on the flip side it says kill so i fooled thopse stupid fucking americans abbh theyll never know umyumumuum oh yah i learned how to hula i really like the states i think i might buy a beach flat in flordia or some shit like that
ofsdf OH YAH i want a paid account $o bad but yah i dont have one so just answer my question in comments

WHY DO YALL HATE ME AND SUDDAMM SO
like come on we didnt do jack to you bush is just upset cos suddamm forgot to buy him a birthday card
anywayz holla back

Thu, 18 Dec 2003 22:01:29 GMT

suddamm isnt fucking funny
YOURE NOT FUNNY NERD
PS GO GET SOME MORE LICE YOU SICK FUCK
at least i bathe
cherries
candlelight
me and bush naked surrounded with bubbles
oh yah baby ohyah

fag

Wed, 17 Dec 2003 01:22:45 GMT

~aw yah~
i just watched president george w bush: the interview with barbara walters
dayum bush u sure looked fine i mean i was just jerkin it all night long man
and u showed them my pic!!!!!!!111111 the one u keep in your wallet lolol man that was a good day we went to chuckee cheese man that was finefinefine
AND YOU GOT YOUR HAIRCUT im so proud did u remmeber to leave a little tip??

man u sure are growing up fast

ps suddamm plzplz text msg me on our cellys because i miss u and i am scared
bush says he PRAYED for your capture :(:( people are so FAKE on tv man esp with barbara walters damm shes hot id hit that
byebyebye

Sun, 14 Dec 2003 17:21:22 GMT

http://msnbc.msn.com/Default.aspx?id=3708151&p1=0

wtf my g suddamm is like in prison
probably getting stripped naked
he has a big weiner those american fags will get BLOWN AWAY
now syour chance to escape
man i am sososososo sad :(:(:(

Tue, 09 Dec 2003 02:23:18 GMT

this is a rant post, my life hasnt been very good in the last week
it might b long ill cut it

anywayz, things are going pretty bad right now
-my kazaa isnt working and i really need to listen to my ~bright eyes~ and shit so im all like depressed and stuff i just need to listen to a song but NOO alli have is an old burnt cd of the spice gurls and bushies techno cd he left here last week

-my parents are getting divorced, and im rather confused about that I THOGUHT MY MOM WAS DEAD? oh well um yah so im kind of sad about that because my dad is being a jerk we used to always play battleship together but now i feel like i cant even talk to him anymore its like hes a differenet ~person~ now

-my camera broke so now i cant even take pix of bush to put in my scrap book like wtf how am i supposed to have good memories now if i cant take pix like i cant even draw so it wont work

-also, this al gore faggot is a fucking WANNABE LOSER and i h8 him i dont care if its bush in disguise to see what i really think of him (and i swear to allah i luv u with all my heart bush), al gores just a fucking JOKE. so fuck off. stop commenting.

-and last, i havent been laid in a longlong time im not even sure if my little ~friend~ works anymore like wtf i havent been laid since umumum thanksgiving thats a while ago like wtf and bush isnt coming down till new years when we will get drunk and ~fuck~ so yah. can u die from sexual deprivation?

thats all. i just need a hug and someone to hold me.

Sun, 07 Dec 2003 23:07:16 GMT

brr im fucking freezing my turban off

I FUCKING BOUGHT THIS TY BEANIE BABY

LMAOAMO i think it looks like me
i glued a pic of my head on it
lmaondf HHAEHHSH
looool HERO MY ASS IM A FINE ASS MOTHERFUCKING P I M P

Fri, 05 Dec 2003 22:42:44 GMT

go to http://www.google.com

type in "miserable failure"

instead of searching, press "I'm Feeling Lucky"

enjoy what comes up :-D

LOL AND IM NOT CREDITING WHO HAD IT IN THEIR LJ BECAUSE IM A STRAIGHTUP ASSHOLE

Fri, 05 Dec 2003 22:41:10 GMT

LOL I ADDED MYSELF AS A FRIEND THAT MEANS I CAN GO TO MY FRIENDS PAGE AND READ MY KEWL KEWL POSTS AND THEN I CAN POST A COMMENT TOMYSELF ps i wrote a poem ill post it l8r

Fri, 05 Dec 2003 22:39:42 GMT

to bush
can u pay my bills
can u pay my telephone bills
can u pay my automobile bills
if u did than may b we can chill

lol lol lol
dayam
i want to go on a shopping spree

Thu, 04 Dec 2003 01:01:29 GMT

if i made merchandise on cafepress.com, with pictures of me, who here would actually buy it?
like ACTUALLY. im looking for some new wayz to bring in the cash, my money in 3490734834 different countires is LOW
like im talking its down to 17 billion
im going poor guys
so yah
who would buy like shirts, mousepads or any of that kewl ~shite~ with pix of me on it?
i know i would but u know

Mon, 01 Dec 2003 22:59:38 GMT

ok so i just got back um yah
bush decided to have a ~cultural~ thankgviing
TRIED TO MAKE ME EAT A DEAR, DEAR CAMEL
A CAMEL
A FUCKING BARBEQUED CAMEL
bush is out of his mind
but yah
i just went out for chinese
and got like 4357943574iuwdfhds diahreah times a million
like what the hell BLOW A HOLE IN MY PANTS WHATTHEFUCK
BUT N E WAYZ
gtg bye

Thu, 27 Nov 2003 22:36:41 GMT

im flying out to the ~usa~ for thanksgiving tf
LMAO OMG I GOT ROLLER COASTER TYCOON 2
AND THERE ARE LIKE *AMERICAN* SCENERY THINGZ
so i put the statue of liberty like 1230973129846734 times in my parks
lmaooooooooooooooooooooo then i drown all the ppl in my lakes
omg its 347328473824734 times better than the first one
its kewlie rific
anywayz G T G BYEBYEBYE