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[18 Mar 2004|11:32am]
ok so hai this is chelseax0x THE CREATOR AND MASTEERMIND behind this livejournal LMAOAOAO okz um yah i dont want to update it anymore but ill leave it, ther are some good memories on here lol

add me on chelseax0x0x0x0x0x if u want lol
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[10 Feb 2004|06:03pm]
fuck this im going to kill myself
goodbye, livejournal
im sick of your bullshit
i cant live without bush by my arms
or at a keyborads reach

goodbye i had fun but this is too much to handle
:(
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[08 Feb 2004|02:37pm]
GEORGE
WHY DID YOU DELETE YOUR FUCKING LIVEJOURNAL
IM ME OHMYGOD
IM GOING TO CRI
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[08 Feb 2004|10:57am]
PPL ARE GETTING BORED OF ME AND I H8 IT
BUT LOOK AT THIS OK I HAVE TO COMPETE WITH JANET JACKSON AND
BRITNAY
OK THIS SUX
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[08 Feb 2004|10:26am]
ok guyz im so sry ive been SOOSOSOSOSO busy ok like helping bush with his presidential election and other things :o) LOL COUGHFILLATIOCOUGH
anywayz ok i was at his campaigns and that howard dean or whutev OK THAT GUY IS MESSED UP!!!!!!1111

but yah i just got home and that wonderful sweet martha bush sent me a CARE PACKAGE!! :)) awww isnt that cute i mean its pretty cold hurr LOL IM STARTING TO SOUND LIKE NELLY!!!11
anyways ill show u pics
Read more...Collapse )

thats all 4 now l8r
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[26 Jan 2004|01:08am]
wow i just got my first issue of my ~fav~ magazine

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[25 Jan 2004|10:43am]
so guess wat ive been up 2 these days


LOLOLOLOLOL YES THATS RIGHT
I CHATED ON BUSHSUHSHSHSHSH hes going to lose his powers anywayS BECAUSE HE SUCKS AND MIGHT I MENTION HE HAS A SKINNY PENISNINISNSIN

OKOKOKOKOKOK
and also i bought a gamecube and ive been playing that mario kart came like 290382903 times the one where u switch the players to thro shit at ppl LOLOLOL
ok actually i stole it even though im a sillionare
OH YAH AND MICHAREL CAME AND VISITIED ILL GET THOSE PICS UP L8R TODAY
okokok

but i grtgtgtgtgtg
kl8rwkjfhsa poeople
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[22 Jan 2004|07:53pm]
god theres nothing to do here ive been just jerkin it all week i mean my penis is fucking RAW SKIN rite now it sux
god i wish bush would come home
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[22 Jan 2004|07:47pm]
[ mood | chinese ]

HAPPY CHINIS NEW YAER


YAYAYAY


THAT MEANS
TING TANG WO CHACHA NULU GOORA
LOL IN ENGLISH ITS
HAVE A GOOD YEAR, CELEBRATE LIFE, AND DONT FUCK UGLY PEOPLE AND GET THEM PREGNANT OR YOU WILL BE CURSED

LOLZ

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[14 Jan 2004|07:33pm]


tear
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[12 Jan 2004|08:08pm]
god i hate these jazzercise classes
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[10 Jan 2004|02:28pm]
i h8 the word hawt
that looks so fucking gay who ever uses it is a fucking retard ok BYEEEEEEEEEE
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[10 Jan 2004|02:15pm]
3 things you are: brown, beautiful, fun
3 things you are not: nice, fat, ugly
3 things you like: gay peeps, george, livejournal
3 things you dislike: burger king, hockey, AMERRRRRRRRRICCAAAAAAA
3 things you want: george in my pants, my own livejournal community, anal beads
3 qualities you like in a guy/girl: fun, sexy, humour
3 qualities you dislike: bad breath, selfishness, rude
3 qualities that make your ideal relationship: nice, fun, happy
3 quailties you like in a friend: they will fuck me, they will blow me, they will stick their fingers in my ass
3 words that describe/remind you of love: sex, kiss, touch
3 words that describe/remind you of hate: war, george, sonic the hedgehog
3 songs that make you want to dance:cant hold us down, suga suga, smooth criminal
3 best book you've ever read: the bible, martha stewart homeliving, playgurl
3 best albums you've ever heard: beastie boyz, norah jones, michael jackson
3 best stores to shop at: the gap, walmart and ikea
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[05 Jan 2004|08:19pm]
what the fuck i just wrote like a super long entry and this peice of shit kitchen laptop froze like wtf i was eating toast and DOUBLEWHAMMY IT FREEZES
ok so long story short
i was in hawaii
i cut my hairCollapse )

kjkdsfjksdf blahblahblah pissed off at the world
oh yah i got george an id bracelet that says osama on it but on the flip side it says kill so i fooled thopse stupid fucking americans abbh theyll never know umyumumuum oh yah i learned how to hula i really like the states i think i might buy a beach flat in flordia or some shit like that
ofsdf OH YAH i want a paid account $o bad but yah i dont have one so just answer my question in comments

WHY DO YALL HATE ME AND SUDDAMM SO
like come on we didnt do jack to you bush is just upset cos suddamm forgot to buy him a birthday card
anywayz holla back
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[18 Dec 2003|04:02pm]
suddamm isnt fucking funny
YOURE NOT FUNNY NERD
PS GO GET SOME MORE LICE YOU SICK FUCK
at least i bathe
cherries
candlelight
me and bush naked surrounded with bubbles
oh yah baby ohyah

fag
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[16 Dec 2003|07:22pm]
~aw yah~
i just watched president george w bush: the interview with barbara walters
dayum bush u sure looked fine i mean i was just jerkin it all night long man
and u showed them my pic!!!!!!!111111 the one u keep in your wallet lolol man that was a good day we went to chuckee cheese man that was finefinefine
AND YOU GOT YOUR HAIRCUT im so proud did u remmeber to leave a little tip??

man u sure are growing up fast

ps suddamm plzplz text msg me on our cellys because i miss u and i am scared
bush says he PRAYED for your capture :(:( people are so FAKE on tv man esp with barbara walters damm shes hot id hit that
byebyebye
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[14 Dec 2003|11:22am]
[ mood | miserable ]

http://msnbc.msn.com/Default.aspx?id=3708151&p1=0

wtf my g suddamm is like in prison
probably getting stripped naked
he has a big weiner those american fags will get BLOWN AWAY
now syour chance to escape
man i am sososososo sad :(:(:(

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[08 Dec 2003|08:18pm]
[ mood | discontent ]

this is a rant post, my life hasnt been very good in the last week
it might b long ill cut it
so looks like uve been thinking about ditching meCollapse )

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[07 Dec 2003|05:07pm]
brr im fucking freezing my turban off

I FUCKING BOUGHT THIS TY BEANIE BABY

LMAOAMO i think it looks like me
i glued a pic of my head on it
lmaondf HHAEHHSH
looool HERO MY ASS IM A FINE ASS MOTHERFUCKING P I M P
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[05 Dec 2003|04:44pm]
go to http://www.google.com

type in "miserable failure"

instead of searching, press "I'm Feeling Lucky"

enjoy what comes up :-D

LOL AND IM NOT CREDITING WHO HAD IT IN THEIR LJ BECAUSE IM A STRAIGHTUP ASSHOLE
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